Anon: does size matter? ;)

Me: The bigger the pizza, the better

Posted 2 months ago 1 note

Tagged: pizza,funny,size,anon,chat,

British Daniel dared me to take my pants off next MOS lecture…

Posted 3 months ago

Tagged: pants,off,mos,lecture,uwo,challenge accepted,funny,

i’m in the front

Posted 3 months ago

Tagged: party,ceeps,downtown,bar,funny,cute,

me + best cab driver ever

Posted 3 months ago 3 notes

Tagged: cab,party,downtown,uwo,western,ceeps,driver,funny,cute,girl,

cab ride with these lovlies -
peter, me, lukas

Posted 3 months ago 1 note

Tagged: party,bar,cab,girl,funny,edit,ceeps,western,uwo,

target="_blank" SHITDANNYSAYS

This guy goes to my school and he’s an exec for the club I’m in (shoutout to WSF). Possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever read… you won’t regret clicking the link. ENJOY

Posted 3 months ago

Tagged: shitdannysays,wsf,link,funny,hilarious,halle berry,uwo,western,website,

thefuuuucomics:

lol this is hilarious

WASHING THE DISHES IS EXHILARATING

Reblogged 3 months ago from thefuuuucomics 1,032 notes

Tagged: funny,shit nobody says,asian,

Source thefuuuucomics

Posted 3 months ago 2 notes

Tagged: bananas,dada life,girl,funny,

so accurate!

Posted 4 months ago 8 notes

Tagged: drunk girls,funny,shit drunk girls say,

hahahahah I’m dying.. snowboarding for the win

Posted 4 months ago 1 note

Tagged: snowboarding,funny,skiing,shit,skiiers,say,winter,sports,funny,

Me: My roomy looks agitated and stressed. What should I do?

Friend: Be like, heeeeey at least my life's really great so that's something to be happy about!!

Posted 5 months ago

Tagged: funny,convo,friend,stressed,jokes,life,great,happy,

lol these chicks on youtube… why… would you… wtf? so so so jokes

Posted 5 months ago 8 notes

Tagged: sluts,slutty,parody,sexy and I know it,but not actually,jokes,youtube,funny,

Reblogged 5 months ago from lesbiansarethenewblack (Originally from sexhaustion) 385 notes

Tagged: stashing,snow,funny,

Source nemosex.tumblr.com

Reblogged 6 months ago from aberdeeen (Originally from specialdietcoke) 98 notes

Tagged: socks,cocks,rhcp,funny,

Source specialdietcoke

Casual texting convo with my mom...

Mom: Making waves??? Is that flirting??

Me: No mom, it's an organization that teaches disabled kids to swim.

Mom: OMG, I'm LOL!!!!

Posted 6 months ago 12 notes

Tagged: mom,convo,funny,blackberry,making waves,flirting,lol,organization,hilarious,